Dan Ertz is so tough... Top 10 List
10) President Bush DID have a sure fire plan to end the war in Iraq, However Dan Ertz was busy that day.
9) Dan Ertz has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
8) When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Dan Ertz.
7) Dan Ertz does not use spell check. His spelling checks itself.
6) Dan Ertz does not sleep. He waits.
5) Dan Ertz has counted to infinity, Twice!!
4) Dan Ertz once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
3) A man once asked Dan Ertz if his real name is "Daniel". Dan Ertz did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
2) Dan Ertz's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
1) Dan Ertz competed in a Mtb race with a broke pelvis.
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